Zack Lipovetsky

Freelance Fiction Writer & Script Writer

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The following is a writing excerpt from my novel "The Comedian"

"“Off the bat, I just want to say that this is going to be a long joke about Starbucks. In fact, it's almost my entire set because it's Starbucks and there’s a lot to say. So, anyone here actually go to Starbucks?”“Yeahhhhhh,” half the crowd replied over the sound of clapping. “Jesus Christ calm down, its not a competition,” I replied. “Ever go to Starbucks in the morning or in the afternoon or how about at three a.m.? It's always packed isn’t it? I don’t know where all of these people come from. You can be at a Starbucks in Deadville, Missouri on Christmas morning with a hurricane one hundred feet away with cows visibly circling around and still run into a Brooklyn hipster writing something ironic and witty in his precious...
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Monsey, New York, United States