Steve Chrisman

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The Unnatural Aging of Cheese is a collection of humorous short stories that recount the painfully slow maturation process of one New Jersey slacker (nicknamed Cheese) as he transitions from a wild partier to a mild-mannered parent, reluctant cat person, and bumbling home owner. It begins just after he gets expelled from an expensive boarding school and comes to live with his single, airline pilot father on the Jersey Shore. You’ll draw countless parallels to your own life, as along the way, he drinks up the Christmas tree fund, burns up a couple cars, flunks out of two colleges, gets exiled to Oregon, takes a road trip to Mardi Gras, digs a grave, scrubs a cat’s butt, and suffers a voodoo curse. And that’s just the beginning. As you’ll soon find out, his life on the tranquil Oregon Coast in a small, one-bath, ranch house with two daughters, two dogs, two cats and a Native American wife who can’t cook is anything but boring.
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Steve Chrisman is a graduate (barely) of Southern Oregon University, and he lives, blissfully, in the tiny coastal town of Seal Rock, Oregon, with his incredibly tolerant wife, Shannon, two daughters, two dogs and two cats. When he’s not choking on his wife's burnt food or waiting for his daughters to get out of the bathroom, he can be found walking his dogs on the miles of beautiful and nearly uninhabited beaches near his home. He was born in Laguna Beach, California, but was raised in a suburb of Philadelphia. After being expelled from boarding school, he graduated (barely) from Manasquan High School on the Jersey Shore and has since lived in Oregon, Washington and Alaska. He is a humorist who's currently working on a sequel to The Unnatural Aging of Cheese and also a screenplay about an...
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