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Omar Bozeman - Updated status
Said "I am working on my next incarnation; but in this one, I draw upon my 700 years experience as a master of the English language ( I was John Purvey and, mistake it not, I did translate part of the Wycliff Bible; later, I was Bill Shakspeer's drinking buddy—he stole lots of my ideas) to wage a never-ending war against jargon, gobbledygook, and the quite un-Jeffersonian idea that, in order to be Americans, we must speak and write like children. Ours will never be a paperless world, but even if my talent for reducing a 500-word shapeless monster to a 300-word cunning servant doesn't save you paper, your work, purer, brighter, leaner, and surging with power, will spare you worry. Let's get to work!"
Over 30 days ago - Like
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