My name is Michael Eckroth and I am a 23yr old college student with a passion for comedy writing. I am currently an undergrad accounting major but I am looking to do freelance comedy writing jobs. Some of my favorite comedians are George Carlin, Louis CK, Mitch Hedberg, etc.
Some examples of jokes I've written are:
•I'm prejudiced towards racists.
• I think it'd be fun to study abroad so this semester I'm going to pretend that I'm from Europe.
•Isn't it disturbing that Carl's Jr came out with an 'all natural' hamburger but all of their other hamburgers are still on the menu?
•If I ever felt like gambling I'd go buy a tuna sandwich from 7/11 and eat the whole damn thing.
•I have a late night fat guy question: Why did they even start baking the cookie dough?
•John 8:7 "He rised, and...