I'd like to try the open mics for new stand-up comics but I'm having trouble with writing my own material, so I need 5 minutes of original stand-up material for a single, 5-feet-tall, 30-something, office-working woman living in NYC, not necessarily about those characteristics- just telling you a bit about me to go on. I'd prefer a bunch of short jokes rather than long stories to finally get to the punchline. I'm not looking for bathroom/low-brow humor nor raunchy *** jokes.

I'm taking a guess on what is fair to pay for this so I'll see what the response is like. If you want to negotiate, message me your requested rate with a sample joke and we'll take it from there.