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Freelance Creative Writer, Comedy Writer, & More

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The Unnatural Aging of Cheese is a collection of humorous short stories that recount the painfully slow maturation process of one New Jersey slacker (nicknamed Cheese) as he transitions from a wild partier to a mild-mannered parent, reluctant cat person, and bumbling home owner. It begins just after he gets expelled from an expensive boarding school and comes to live with his single, airline pilot father on the Jersey Shore. You’ll draw countless parallels to your own life, as along the way, he drinks up the Christmas tree fund, burns up a couple cars, flunks out of two colleges, gets exiled to Oregon, takes a road trip to Mardi Gras, digs a grave, scrubs a cat’s butt, and suffers a voodoo curse. And that’s just the beginning. As you’ll soon find out, his life on the tranquil Oregon Coast in a small, one-bath, ranch house with two daughters, two dogs, two cats and a Native American wife who can’t cook is anything but boring.
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Over 30 days ago