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Kim Adams - Freelance Article Writing & Comedy Writing
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I am not going to post my resume because it does not accurately reflect my talent for being a walking dictionary. Nor does my resume tell the story of how misspelled words and grammatical errors jump out at me. However, my resume does list my education history, which includes four years at Louisiana State University as well as one year at the University of Southern Mississippi. I hold a...
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
Beau Didier - Freelance Comedy Writing & Creative Writing
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For the first 21 years of my life, I thought I was an athlete. I was a baseball player at Louisiana State University. I realized I sucked, though, about mid-way through my sophmore year. I became the towel guy: player in the dugout who swings the towel, sparks his teamates and incites energy from the fans. That was me. That was when I knew my future was outside the lines. I started...
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States

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Patti Shropshire - Freelance Admin Support & Data Entry
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Amanda Michael - Freelance Drawing & Greeting Card Illustration
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I am very artistic and pretty much accomplish what i am handed. i work fast and efficiently, and believe in my work. I look for passion in my work and convey it through all techniques. I am currently a Sophmore studying theater arts, as well as television and film arts. I have been involved in photography since a very young age due to my father who was a successful photographer in Florida years ago. Also i studied art in high school, and continue my studies to this day. I hope i can offer what people are looking for on this site. I also work with children so children books and child based projects are especially fun for me.
Buffalo, New York, United States
Pamela Holloway - Freelance Bookkeeping & Admin Support
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PAMELA H. HOLLOWAY PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY High-energy manager successful in building, motivating, and leading dynamic teams to the highest peaks of success in business and personal areas of life. Cultivates a company culture in which staff members feel comfortable voicing questions and concerns, as well as contributing new ideas that drive company growth. Not only works well with adults but I have a knack for connecting with young adults. SKILLS • Recruitment and talent development • Customer relations • Personnel management • Accounts payable and receivable • Budgeting and finance • Talented multi-tasker • Customer needs assessment • Microsoft Office Suite • Project management • Quality control • Multi-site operations expert WORK HISTORY Executive Director, 05/2005 to Current Holloway Foundation – Dawsonville, GA • Public speaking for Medical Rights and Responsibilities • Customer education • Financial management • Accounting • All aspects of running a non-profit organization Operations Manager, 08/2012 to 10/2013 Flags Georgia – Dawsonville, GA • Accounting in all business aspects from accounts payable, accounts receivables, purchase orders, account reconciliations, accounting and month end reports, budgeting, payroll and employment taxes. • Sales and Use taxes • Employee management • Inventory control • Purchasing inventory • Customer service and customer resolution • Shipping control within the US and International EDUCATION Associate of Applied Science: Paralegal Studies, 2008 DeKalb Technical College - Covington, GA Associate of Arts: Manicurist, 1999 Tri-County Community College - Murphy, NC Associate of Applied Science: Business Administration / Accounting, 1998 Tri-County Community College - Murphy, NC ACCOMPLISHMENTS • Notary Public – Commission Expires 2016 • Board of Directors Secretary - Valleytown Fire & Rescue • Board of Directors Vice President - Andrews Rescue Squad • PTO President- Rocky Plains Elementary School • Top 5 Winner for Georgia Occupational Award of Leadership at DeKalb Technical College • Dean’s List for 4.0 GPA • FitBody Magazine Model Feb. 2005 edition • Ms. NC Plus America 2003 • Ms. Plus America 2nd Runner-Up 2003 • 1999’s 5th Place National Nail Champion for the United States
Braselton, Georgia, United States
Lily McLaughlin - Freelance Photography & Portrait Photography
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Hi there! My name is Lily and I'm a Cleveland photographer. I am offering photoshoots for events, senior pictures, weddings, or whatever else you may need for only $50.00. It's a special that I have going on right now! Included in this will be as many photos as you would like, editing, multiple outfit choices and choice of location. If you are interested in having me help you out with some personal, event or just for fun photos! Feel free to contact me at 216-860-873. If you decide that you may want to use me as your photographer, I can show you my work, and send over references as well! I hope to hear from some of you very soon! -Lily
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Victoria Crenshaw - Freelance Screenwriting & Creative Writing
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Victoria Alexis Crenshaw Screenwriting ? Video Production ? Camera Operation Recent college graduate with a strong passion for the art of visual storytelling with filmmaking talents demonstrated through script analyses and production management. Delivers and promotes dynamic and creative ideas. Hands-on experience with digital equipment and in-depth knowledge of computer software. Hard working and detail-oriented. ——————— Key Skills —————————— Cameras: Canon XL2, Panasonic HVX200 HD Systems: Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel Screenplay Software: Celtx, Final Draft ——————— Education —————————— Ohio University • Athens, Ohio • E. W. Scripps College of Media Arts and Studies Bachelor of Science in Communication • Video Production Project Highlights: ? Camera operator for a student-run production ? Head writer and camera operator for a children’s television show through Athens Video Works (AVW) ? In-studio and out-of-studio shooting for Athens Video Works ? An “extra” in two commercials for Safe Auto Insurance ————————————————— Recognition ————————————————— ? Published poet • 2007 • Forever Spoken • International Library of Poetry ? Completing two television pitches for MTV (reality show), ABC Family (teen drama) ———————————————— Work History ———————————————— LIMITED BRANDS • Merchandise Handler • Victoria’s Secret • Seasonal • Winter 2009 KROGER • Delicatessen and Bakery Clerk • May – August 2008
Reynoldsburg, Ohio, United States
Linsey Denham - Freelance Blog Writing & Narration
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I was a registered nurse for 26 yrs but moved into complementary therapies, as a way of healing myself and others, in 2007. I have recently moved to Toronto and am currently writing a screenplay and a daily blog (experiential). I have always loved writing but it has been secondary to my work. Now, it is my work but I need to do some paid writing to pay the bills whilst I work on my own projects. I lead meditation classes and my voice is said to be 'healing' and it I know that it does record well as I have produced meditation cds.
Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada
Shane Baker - Freelance Graphic Design & Video Editing
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SHANE A. BAKER MEDIA DIRECTOR - A/V SPECIALIST - SR. DESIGNER - ANIMATOR - PRODUCER CORPORATE, BROADCAST AND PRINT MEDIA 23 2nd Ave ? Farmingdale, NY 11735 ? 516.732.6205 ? ShaneBaker22@hotmail.com EXPERIENCE AV/MEDIA DIRECTOR / DESIGNER / MARKETING ASST. RSM Deer Park, NY ? 2008-2011 Manage AV/media and marketing production for successful corporation: digital recording, editing, graphic design and production of corporate presentations; customer-facing marketing materials; training, safety and product videos. Execute project and initiatives set forth in business plan, and supplemental and design-led initiatives. Apply design, corporate and cultural trend knowledge to guide solution development. Demonstrate strategic insight and design for brand identity and/ or package design, marketing collateral and manage multiple projects with critical deadlines. Managed creative and technical staff while working closely with designers, engineers, sales staff, management and executive management to meet goals. Led corporate initiative by developing and installing a cost efficient, reliable, AV/Multi-Media system fulfilling and exceeding all corporate needs and expectations. The AV/Multi-Media system increased communication efficiency, training effectiveness, sales proficiency and client relationships. Set up, operated and maintained AV/Multi-Media for all corporate use. - LCD Projectors and displays - HD Teleconferencing & Video recording - High Bandwidth Digital & Analog System - DSP Components - Fender PA System with Microphone - Sony DV Deck - Dell PC tower running Windows XP with professional editing, audio, animation and graphics capabilities. - Video Streaming - DVD Authoring and duplication - Video recording equipment including Panasonic DVX, Cannon XL1 and XL1S, Sony/Panasonic/Samsung HD camcorders and various tripods. - Corporate presentation on Panasonic HD Plasma - Managed 2 creative employees & 4 technical employees CREATIVE DIRECTOR / SR. DESIGNER / MARKETING Full Throttle Magazines Deer Park, NY ? 2004-2008 Manage creative direction and production for regional magazines (Full Throttle and FTHR Monthly) and related website. Managed promotional, creative and technical staff. Execute design and layout, and design of supplemental marketing materials; manage print production, staff and tradition, social and viral marketing campaigns; provide design services and direction to advertisers. Managed and developed all technical aspects of company to help increase brand visibility and inner company communications. Developed dynamic AV Media presentation for corporate events and promotional stages. Package included: - Panasonic HD Plasma Monitors - Mac Pro Tower - Fender PA System with wireless microphone and audio amplifier - DVD and interactive programs - Managed staff of 10 CREATIVE DIRECTOR/VISUAL EFFECTS ARTIST/SR. DESIGNER Henninger Media Services Arlington, VA ? 1996-2004 Managed multi-site graphics department for largest regional post-production company, expanding technology, services and sales to include design, animation, compositing and compression for digital media formats. Manage design team and end creative for all media platforms, provide professional graphic design for print and broadcast formats; Developed and maintained AV equipment and AV/Multi-Media Systems including Computer systems, routers, switchers, compression equipment, communication technology, and AV Production; Creative Direction, animation, show opens and visual effects. Clients include producers of regional, national and world wide programming, independent producers, music videos, commercials, feature and independent films. Started in video tape library developing efficient and effective organizational computer system. Moved into duplication operating a multitude of audio & video decks, digital and analog routing and switching system. Quickly advanced through leadership and a thorough understanding of technological, system development and continuous improvement of services. I was soon operating multiple computer systems including Windows, Mac, and Unix OS, routing between rooms and developing more efficient and productive suites which increased productivity and revenue all while managing over 50 employees in 7 locations. - A/V Decks including DAT, Digital Beta, Beta, DV, MiniDV, HDV, D2, Reel to Reel, DVD and Disc recorders - Mac, Windows and Unix Operating Systems - Digital and analog Routers and switchers - Audio, video, graphics, animation and multi-media software - Editing, Animating and Designing a wide variety of projects - LCD, LED, Plasma and CRT displays for both SD and HD outputs - Multi DVD/CD duplicator/printer - Video recording equipment filming regional and national programs - Digital Analog Processing Components - High Bandwidth digital and analog systems - Managing over 50 employees in 7 locations HARDWARE: Windows, Mac, Unix, Solid state recorder, Various A/V Decks including DV & DVD, Digital and analog routers and switchers, LCD/LED/Plasma/CRT SD & HD monitors, Multi DVD/CD duplicator/Printer, Digital Analog Processing Components, High bandwidth digital and analog systems, Panasonic DVX, Cannon XL1, Canon XL1S, Canon XF100, Sony HVR-A1U, Panasonic/Sony/Samsung HD consumer Camcorders, PA Systems with wired and wireless microphones, IPod, and smart technologies. SOFTWARE: Adobe Creative Suite, Premiere, After Effects, Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign ? Final Cut Pro, Discreet Flame, Flint, Smoke ? Morph ? Quark Xpress, PPT – more… ADVANCED TRAINING, EDUCATION: American Film Institute, advanced training, Adobe suite ? Discreet Logic, Flame training with certified trainer Concordia College, Bronxville, NY PARTIAL CLIENT LIST, GOVERNMENT Social Security Administration, US DOD, US Military, Library of Congress | MEDIA Nat Geo TV, Discovery Channel, Time Life, TLC, BBC America, Travel Channel, MSNBC, ABC, Fox, NBC | NON-PROFIT/EDUCATION American University Americans for the Arts, Video Action Fund, Cable in the Classroom | CORPORATE World Bank, Circuit City, Sensitron Semiconductor | ENTERTAINMENT 745Films, Madison Square Garden, New Urban Entertainment, Beat Pirate Films, Inter Scope/Geffen, & more… REFERENCES: Available upon request.
Farmingdale, New York, United States