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Kim Adams - Freelance Article Writing & Comedy Writing
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I am not going to post my resume because it does not accurately reflect my talent for being a walking dictionary. Nor does my resume tell the story of how misspelled words and grammatical errors jump out at me. However, my resume does list my education history, which includes four years at Louisiana State University as well as one year at the University of Southern Mississippi. I hold a...
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
Beau Didier - Freelance Comedy Writing & Creative Writing
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For the first 21 years of my life, I thought I was an athlete. I was a baseball player at Louisiana State University. I realized I sucked, though, about mid-way through my sophmore year. I became the towel guy: player in the dugout who swings the towel, sparks his teamates and incites energy from the fans. That was me. That was when I knew my future was outside the lines. I started...
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States

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