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Barnabas collins - Freelance Writing & Article Writing
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I have a strong scientific background in biology, entomology, plant pathology, and botany, genetics, and some biochemistry. This was a thought to put some of my talents to earn a little extra cash in this tough economy and as such I wish to work with any academic related writing, proof reading, technical writing or test writing. In addition, I am a passion environmentalist, green thumb, sustainability advocate and would be happy to blog about that or anything else.
United States
Michelle C. Funk - Freelance Market Research & Research
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I am a research and marketing professional and recent graduate of the Master of Public Policy degree program at the Humphrey School of Public Affairs at the Univesity of Minnesota, Twin Cities. I'm currently working in marketing and market research and seeking work with nimble, energetic organizations that can benefit from a highly flexible employee with a broad skill set, domain expertise in research and public work, and a desire to explore, learn, and share. My professional experience is in research and marketing for a full-service market research firm serving national Consumer Packaged Goods brands. At the Humphrey School, my academic focus was in qualitative and quantitative research. Specialties Quantitative and Qualitative research including policy analysis, program evaluation, and market research Marketing communications including print collateral, campaign and lead management, website content management, and event promotion and execution. Small business problem-solving with a broad range of strategic, technical and administrative skills ideal for companies with diverse needs.
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Tina Meetze - Freelance Photography & Portrait Photography
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Tina Meetze 116 Woodland Drive Swansea, SC 29160 803-446=3153 cecile676710@gmail.com Work Experience Freelance Photographer, W.A.R.Q. (Rock 93.5), Columbia, SC, 2010-2013 Tailgating Staff for South Carolina Gamecock football games Education Undergraduate, Associates in Art, Digital and Graphic design Expected Graduation May of 2018 Activities Volunteer, Platt Springs Animal Clinic Volunteer, Adopt a Highway, 2011 Volunteer, Toys for Tots, 2010-2014 References Available upon request
Swansea, South Carolina, United States
Patrick - Freelance Photo Editing & Print Ad Design
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$25
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Objective To be an asset to my employer. Qualifications Currently, I am a supervisor and imaging operator in the Prepress Dept. of the company I am with. I have been with this company for over 20 years. As such I have worked with many clients and learned to listen and ask questions to get all of their comments to really understand what the desired end product is to be and to achieve it as quickly as possible. The clients I have worked with include everything from the auto, travel, entertainment and fashion industry. It has also included annual reports for companies that range from industrial and architecture to farming and golfing. I work in Photoshop on a daily basis. I have worked in Photoshop since 1993 when Photoshop 4 was released. I work in CMYK and RGB for color and retouching corrections. I work can work in a varity of formats and am an expert in preparing files for printing as well as working images for web work also. Prior to my Photoshop experience I worked on a Scitex Prismax making digital color corrections, retouching and stripping. The Prismax was the best system on the market at the time and was the standard prior to Photoshop 4. I also was a dot etcher and a proofer before advancing to the Scitex and then Photoshop. These past experiences have given me the foundation for color and understanding how to get good color and contrast. Other Experience I have worked other second jobs in the past so I have been able to be reliable to both employers. I have worked for several photographers on varies projects when they needed assistance in completing their work to meet a deadline. Most notably I have worked with Gene Sasse Photography doing both color corrections, retouching and outlines. I worked for Jack In the Box as a Mystery shopper from 2000-2003. This is a position where I would go to multiple restaurants and check for quality of service, quality of product and cleanliness of restaurant. I would then have to write and send in a through report on my experience of each restaurant. This program was removed by Jack In the Box in 2003. I worked for RCI consulting in 2002. I would attend time share meetings and evaluate their presentation of the materials, their friendliness and how aggressive they were. I would have to do this without their knowledge that I was evaluating them and then write and send in a through report. Once I had made reports on the varies locations my services were no longer needed.
Corona, California, United States
Janina Morgan - Freelance Spanish Translation & Voiceovers
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Specialization - Voice over (Spanish & English) Non-Union for narrations, audio books, commercials, documentaries, jingles, promos, trailers, infomercials, voice mail greetings, phone prompts and anything else you might need. - Proofreader, Translator, Interpreter, translations in marketing & advertising, educational material, manuals, surveys, videos, brochures, labels, guides, children’s books, newsletters, subtitling, general texts. - Transcriptionist – English and Spanish - AVAILABITY: As needed. Objective I would like to offer my services as a voice over talent and as an English-Spanish freelance proofreader/translator/interpreter. Spanish is my native language and I possess over 15 years of experience utilizing my bilingual abilities in the performance of my duties and assignments, mostly with the Federal Government, which included among other duties the creation, translation, and revision of documents, flyers, brochures, etc.; have served as the liaison/translator/interpreter for non-English speaking clients/customers; and for the last couple of years have been working doing revisions and translations for books/brochures/literature at the elementary school level. Accreditations I have over 15 years of experience working for companies (private sector and U.S. Federal Government Agencies) that required my bilingual abilities (translations, interpretations) on a daily basis. I have worked in several voice over projects, including multiple instructional videos for a major salon/hair products company for the European, Central and South American market; as well as employee training videos for a major drugstore. I’m 100% bilingual so I’m also able to do English recordings as well.
Chicago, Illinois, United States
Diego - Freelance Audio Editing & Music Production
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4.0
2 Skills
$25
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I am a music producer/recording engineer. I have some experince in live audio and videoediting, my strong workflow capabilites are tracking ,editing, mixing and mastering. My tools are protools9 and fl studio.
Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Mitzie Andrade - Freelance Payroll Management & Invoicing
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$20
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MITZIE R. SIMPSON-ANDRADE 7 Massow Lane, Windsor, CT 06095 Cell: (860) 539-0136 simpsonandrade@gmail.com EXPERIENCE SUMMARY AND SPECIALIZED SKILLS Highly qualified, professional seeking a position in human resources, administrative services, accounting and payroll, contract management, project management, materials management, procurement, customer service or customer service supervisor Extensive experience in General accounting, internal controls and compliance, SOX, payroll, tax filings, invoicing, auditing, inventory, Imprest system, salaries, managing budgets and proposals, variance analysis; cost accounting, A/P, A/R, bank reconciliation, general ledger, journal entries, month end and periodic closings, account reclassification and redistribution, sales, customer service, student loans, lockbox, public relations, communication, procurement, purchasing, logistics, scheduling, pricing, human resources, account management, contracts management, spare parts management, government contracts, loan servicing, project management, collections, invoicing, billing, logistics, MRP, scheduling, order processing, supervising and life insurance. PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE 2012 – Pres QUALITY CARE COMPANIONS, LLC, Windsor, CT 006095 Co-Owner/HR-Business Manager (part time) • Interviews, hires, terminates, trains, compliance, employee record setup, W4, CT-W4, I-9 verification, background checks, employee reporting • Processes time sheets and payroll, federal and state withholdings • Processes state tax filings and unemployment compensation (CT-W2,CT-W3,CT-941/944, CT-UC-2/UC-5) • Processes federal tax filings and unemployment compensation (W2, W3, 941/944,UC-2/UC-5) • Federal and state tax remittance • Account and bank reconciliation • Executes service contracts and case management • Processes invoices (billing), payments (A/R) and A/P • Oversees the entire business operation • Point of contact for all business transactions – Clients, etc • Customer Service, contract proposals 2008 - Pres WILLIAM RAVEIS/COCCOMO ASSOCIATES, Windsor, CT Realtor (presently doing while searching for a regular job). • Rents, procures and lists properties for clients • Prepares comparative market analysis for properties and advises clients • Price and contract negotiation • Contracts management & proposals • Works with mortgage officers to ensure that deadlines are followed 2008 - 2008 SPERIAN INSTRUMENT, Middletown, CT (facility closed) Staff Accountant (Assistant to Controller) Payroll, bank reconciliation, check runs, wire transfer, direct deposit A/P duties, vendor relations, sales and use tax, tax returns, periodic closings, general Ledger and journal entries, human resource duties. • Processed payroll in a timely and efficient manner • Prepared payroll journal entries and responded to payroll questions • Processed check runs in a timely and efficient manner • Maintained and processed time, attendance, time offs and absences • Processed payroll deductions and W4s • Monitored company policies and federal, state and local laws. • Performed periodic closings within the deadline times MITZIE R. SIMPSON-ANDRADE (2) 1996 – 2007 UNITED TECHNOLOGIES CORPORATION UTC POWER CORPORATION, South Windsor, CT (facility closed) Accountant 2006-2007 Disbursements, (A/P) and re-classification, internal controls (SOX), employee Scholar Program, credit card (P- Card) activities, vendor relations, authority matrix for signatories, sales and use tax analysis, FAS 109 and 1099, journal entries, general ledger, periodic closing, account reconciliation, accruals, A/R, payment authorization, wire transfers, desktop procedures, training, audit prep • Performed closings in a timely and efficient manner • Created desktop procedures PRATT & WHITNEY AIRCRAFT INC., E. Hartford, CT Military Spares Account Analyst 2001-2006 Focal point of contact for customer - issues resolution, managed orders and quotes, contract review, order negotiation, processed and reviewed RFPs, quotes, orders and RMAs, account management, worked with all relevant departments (such as procurement, purchasing , MOD centers, delivery assurance, engineering, pricing, MRP Controllers, contracts & legal) • micromanaged the movement of parts from vendor to customer, aging reports and metrics, desktop procedures, ACE, HIAT • Successfully created standardized procedures for department (team effort) • Monitored delivery to ensure that goods are delivered on or before the contracted lead times • Received manager and peer recognition awards for job well done • Successfully reviewed and logged Customer Purchase Orders into tracking sheet as well as checked for changes and additional requirements flow down • Tracked and maintain order records • Confirmed Customer Purchase Orders and provided feedback to Contract Administrator • changed/CRM Purchase Orders • Completed templates for Schedule Order changes and CRM Order entry • Requested inputs from relevant groups for letters, quotes, RQD's • Informed Contract Administrators of outstanding actions from the Customer • Participated in weekly meetings to track progress • Prepare contract proposal letters to customers • Worked with DCMA and DCAA PRATT & WHITNEY AIRCRAFT INC., E. Hartford, CT Financial/ Payroll Analyst (Specialist) 1996-2001 Training, payroll, time, attendance and labor, paid time offs and incentives, job barcode creation, issue resolution, reconciliation, work step instruction manual, environmental health and safety • Timely and accurate processing of approximately 900 hourly employees’ pay, time, attendance and labor • Prepared payroll journal entries and responded to payroll questions • Periodic reconciliation • Labor charges reconciliation • Successfully created hourly job procedure manual, which was used in the Overhaul and Repairs departments at Pratt • Received Pratt’s Eagle award for job well done • Received awards from managers for job well done MITZIE R. SIMPSON-ANDRADE (3) EDUCATION POST UNIVERSITY, Waterbury, CT Human Resources Management - 30 credits UNIVERSITY OF HARTFORD, West Hartford, CT MBA/MSAT – did complete degree - 30 credits ALBERTUS MAGNUS COLLEGE, New Haven, CT M.S., Business Management UNIVERSITY OF SAINT JOSEPH, West Hartford, CT B.S., Business Management & Accounting CAPITAL COMMUNITY TECH COLLEGE, Hartford, CT A.S., Business Admin/Computing LICENCES AND CERTIFICATION Real Estate ADDITTIONAL KNOWLEDGE AND SKILLS • Achieving Competitive Excellence (ACE) – Organizing the office to foster and maximize efficiency and promote profitability • Knowledge of Government Contracts – FAR & DFAR clauses, logistics, distribution • Computer/IT - SAP (payroll, sales and accounting) Microsoft Office Suite (Word, PowerPoint, PowerPoint Presentations, Excel, Access), J D Edwards, JDE AS400, One World Business Systems, Peachtree Accounting, Dbase, Ceridian/HR/Payroll certified, Ceridian Internet Management (Internet Payroll Management – IPM), Quest Time and Attendance System (time Force); Kronos, MIMS system, Word Perfect, Lotus, QuickBooks, EDI, Crystal reporting, ERP
Windsor, Connecticut, United States
Thomas Rutkowski - Freelance Commercial Photography & Product Photography
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When you need striking images to market yourself, your companies product line, maybe your families milestones or a 1 - 100+ page website PhotoStudio 7 is here to assist in your goals. You can count on us to deliver what we promise! With over 35 years of experience and a burning desire to offer our clients quality and professional service, our staff adds their award winning talents to help create your masterpiece! We offer both Studio and Location Photography including HD Video and Underwater, our services are as follows: Actor/Model Head shots Beauty Biker Photography Billboards Boudoir Christenings Corporate Ebay/Web Photography Engagement/Couples Events Executive Head Shots Family Portraits Fashion Food/Drink Photography Graduation Graphic/Logo Design HDTV Production Jewelry Life Styles Macro Photography Magazine Spreads Maternity Model Portfolios Pet Portraits Photo Restoration Product Photography Sweet Sixteen Toddlers to Teens Underwater Portraits Weddings Website Design and so much more....... We understand that each client has different needs, that's why we're more than willing to serve your unique requests. If you're searching for something that is not on our services list, just ask, we'll be more than happy to help!
Gainesville, Florida, United States
David Darling - Freelance Proofreading & Resume Writing
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I have MAs from the University of Oxford and Simon Fraser University. After an academic career at the post-secondary and secondary levels I am now an associate editor with Cambridge Editors of Boston, specializing in academic articles, books and dissertations. I am also a consultant with AEG Education Services of Vancouver. In addition to academic editing I have worked on movie screenplays and novels.
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Matt Giambo - Freelance Networking & Sales
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OBJECTIVE: To complete the PGA Program EDUCATION: Lynn University, Boca Raton, FL Hospitality, Golf Management B.A May 2007 Mitchell College, New London, CT Liberal Arts, May 2004 RELEVANT COURSES: Management Account for Hospitality Industry, Sports and Golf, Human Resources, Hospitality and Leadership, Food Service Operations, Entrepreneurship, Business, Communication, Hospitality and Law, Front Office Operations, Public Speaking, Theater Appreciation, Financial Accounting, Geo Political, Advance Golf Skills, Turf and Landscaping and Golf Seminar EXPERIENCE: Westchester Country Club Harrison NY Caddie/ PGA Apprentice 5/1/11- 10/1/11 • Prepared golf carts with various golf equipment • Assisted members by providing advice on reading the greens • Caddy in golf outings • Cleaned golf clubs • Gave some individual golf lessons Ridgeway Country Club, White Plaines, NY Bag Room/PGA Apprentice 4/01/10-10/25/11 • Responsible for opening up the bag room every weekend and closing the bag room on weekdays • Made tee times for members and cleaned members clubs • Helped out members buying different merchandise in the pro shop • Set up the driving range for the members and managed the driving range • Gave some individual golf lessons • Helped set up golf clinics and observed them • Caddied in golf outings • Set-up golf carts in the morning for the members Network ECS, New York, NY Account Executive, 05/06-12/-06/, 9/09- 3/09, 11/1/11-present • Source candidates through company website, electronic job boards and networking. • Knowledgeable in all recruitment tools and methods including online • Recruiting such as Monster, Careerbuilder and HotJobs • Work directly with HR Manager to profile positions, salaries • Organizing appointments with potential employees • Co-called clients visited clients and got orders Saxon Woods, Scarsdale, NY Assistant Pro/PGA Apprentice, 5/07-12/07, 4/08-12/08, 3/09-5/09 • Observed and helped out with golf clinics • Assisted in the pro shop and checked people in • Reconcile the cash • Managed the golf carts and driving range • Passed the Player Ability Test Boca Raton Golf Course, Boca Raton FL, Assistant Pro, 12/07-4/08 • Observed and helped out with golf lessons • Played in minor league golf tournaments • Helped in the pro shop and checked people in • Reconciled the cash and checked inventory • Managed the golf carts and driving range • Gave some individualized lessons Westchester Hills Country Club, White Plains, NY, Caddy 05/00- 08/05 • Helped arrange and supervise golf tournaments • Prepared golf carts with various golf equipment • Assisted members by providing advice on reading the greens • Managed the bag room- setting up and returning golf bags SKILLS: Software/Computer Languages: Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, and Publisher, Internet Browsers, WordPerfect Excellent communication and writing skills, articulate, professional and well
New York, New York, United States