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Lena Hopson - Freelance Admin Support & Banner Design
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I am a very well rounded diverse individual with over 15 years of Customer Support and Administrative skills. Being employed for one of the biggest Voip phone providers in the world, learning to deal with customer's complaints, questions, and concerns is essential to the position. Responding to customer's emails daily while providing accurate information is what makes the customer's experience an unforgettable one. I have experience in dealing with irate customers in a soothing way which turns the call or email around leaving a positive lasting encounter for the customer. I am experienced in DATA ENTRY which is a fundamental to any Customer Support Position. Managing and Responding to customer's emails on a daily basis, DE-escalating customer's complaints via phone or email while providing a sound accurate resolution is some of the Customer Service skills that I am very comfortable and familiar with. I also have experience as a banner, logo, and website designer.
Orange, New Jersey, United States
Michael DeBenedet - Freelance Animation & Logo Design
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MICHAEL A. DEBENEDET PHILADELPHIA UNIVERSITY #1858 4201 HENRY AVENUE PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19144 203-247-0532 debenedetm@hotmail.com OBJECTIVE To work as a 2D animator or story artist. EDUCATION Philadelphia University Bachelor of Science, May 2014 Major: Digital Animation DESIGN PROJECTS Life’s a Video Game- Made in October 2012 -Reading of the poem “Life’s a Video Game” by Adam Nitschke -Assets made in Adobe Flash and Photoshop, project put together in Adobe After Effects Sonic Abstract- Made in February 2013 -Assets made in Adobe Flash, project put together in Adobe Affect Effects Chalk Battle- Made in March 2013 -Assets made in Adobe Photoshop, project put together in Adobe After Effects Foxheart Animation Test- 2013 -Character designed in February 2013, animated test made in March 2013 -Character is rigged in eight different directions using the Flash Bone Tool SKILLS Adobe Programs such as Photoshop, After Effects, Flash Paint Tool SAI EXPERIENCE October 2009 - December 2012 Assistant Dispatcher, Philadelphia University Safety and Security Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Reserve fifty campus vans per shift to transport students throughout university Organize dispatch calls in an online database to enable future review Assist students with other issues to ensure they are satisfied, including filling out and issuing guest passes September 2009 - Present President of the Philadelphia University Video Game Club Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Ensure that club members are enjoying themselves and are getting along with the other members by encouraging good sportsmanship Organize various club meetings and events such as tournaments Prepare and distribute advertisements for the club meetings and events in order to recruit interested new members EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES Yearbook Committee, Sound School, New Haven, Connecticut (2008 – 2009) Developed page layouts and gathered and organized information for Underclassmen, Seniors, and Faculty
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
David Snyder - Freelance Chemical Engineering & CAD
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$65
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Executive Summary: Results driven engineer with a passion for initializing and completing projects in a timely and cost effective manner, while maintaining safe procedural habits and team harmony. Highlights: Project Engineer at plant start up. Specify new equipment. Create and Maintain P & ID’s with ACAD Design partial plant layout. Oversee Capital Improvement projects up to $500k Improve process efficiency of raw material loading. Improve process capacity beyond design specifications. Oversee mechanical contractors prior to plant start up. Develop safety programs and lead Safety Team. Develop SOP’s for all unit operations. Provide guidance to meet cGMP guildelines Attain regulatory permits. Instrumental in Validation of new facility. 15 years total engineering/project experience. Proficient in Microsoft Office Applications 1 year of study in ACAD and 6 months PLC logic. Design acid recycle system, reducing 2nd largest raw material use by 50% Optimized reverse osmosis system to operate beyond manufacturers specifications. . ACCOMPLISHMENTS: • Partial design of new plant layout. • Specification of minor equipment of new plant. • Specification of all equipment for capital improvement projects. • Attaining in-specification product when using new raw materials while using only 5 MT of raw materials. Typical history was 20 MT of raw material. • Multi-Tasking as Project Engineer, Process Engineer, Production Supervisor. • Design and oversee corn syrup tank/feed system. • Design and oversee corn syrup re-melt system. • Attain higher through put than main facility in Germany. • Maintain safe working and ecological environment. • Advise corn syrup facility as I was process engineer for MCC plant. • Design and oversee 8 unit apartment complex for personal investment. • Completed all infrastructure and dwellings of apartment complex in less than 100 days. • Powder manufacturing facility was explosion free and fire free during my tenure. Professional Experience: Alklean Industries: Pasadena, TX Aug. 2013 – present. • Environmental/design engineer o Ensure wastewater treatment systems comply with customer needs and regulations. JRS Pharma: Cedar Rapids, IA June 2007 – May, 2012 Manufacturer of Micro Crystalline Cellulose. ? Process Engineer/Production Manager for Manufacture of Micro-Crystalline Cellulose. • Manage 16 Production/Packaging employees. • Instrumental in startup of new manufacturing facility. • Optimize process to 40% above design capacity. • Develop and maintain P & ID’s and PFD’s • Develop SOP’s for all processes. • Implement cGMP guidelines. • Design and coordinate capital improvement projects. • Instrumental in validation of entire new facility. • Maintain current Air Permits Mi-T-M Corp.** THIS COMPANY IS AFFILIATED WITH ALKLEAN. PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT YET: Peosta, IA. Nov., 2003 – June 2007. Manufacturer of pressure washers and water reclaim systems. Left because commute was 150 miles a day. ? Engineering Manager, Water Reclaim Division. • Develop and design new water treatment equipment. • Identify and resolve product inequities. • Initiate new process control systems for assembled products. • Research new proposed products. • Fulfill DNR Permits for Air Quality. • Maintain waste stream of powder coating operation EDUCATION UNIVERSITY OF IOWA: 1999 - 2002. Chemical Engineering curriculum. BSE received 12/21/02. Cumulative GPA; 3.3 KIRKWOOD COMMUNITY COLLEGE: Cedar Rapids, Iowa, 1996 - 1999. Completed pre-Chemical Engineering curriculum. REFERENCES Business and personal references will be furnished upon request.
Deer Park, Texas, United States
Yordanka Trayanova - Freelance Article Writing & Creative Writing
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Hallo, I am a young and very creative writer. I have just graduated my Master degree at the University of Greenwich, Media. I took courses of Creative Writing because writing is my passion and I am really good at it. I have excellent experience working for a newspaper where I write articles on different topics, book and film reviews. I also work as a translator, translating books from English into Bulgarian. I work as a medical interpreter as well. I also write poetry. I really love what I do and I will be happy to continue doing it. I have my blog where I write my stories, poems and everything that I find interesting and inspiring. So being a writer is what I want to do. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
London, London, United Kingdom
Kelly Vautour - Freelance Blog Writing & Copywriting
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I am 28 from florida I have worked as a home health care giver for the last 2 years.Before that i was a manger for a fast food company for 3 years.I was born and raised in Massachusetts .I am a very hard worker and i finish everything i start.
Longwood, Florida, United States
Luke Randall Urban - Freelance Blog Writing & Songwriting
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$8
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Luke Urban 1700 JT Luther Apt 431 Fort Worth, TX 76115 281-413-0963 lurban75@gmail.com Objective: To obtain an entry level job Education: Texas Christian University, Fort Worth Bachelor of Science in Broadcast Journalism May 2010 Experience: Internship with Fort Worth Young Life- January 2013 to May 2013 • Served other Young Life leaders • Helped at Young Life club • Performed various office tasks and helped with ministry events Custodial at Southwestern Theological Baptist Seminary: May of 2012 to January of 2013 • I cleaned toilets in the Memorial Building • Was punctual in making it to work on time. • I worked on extra tasks in the custodial department assigned to me. Discipleship Focus Program: Branson, MO, May - Aug. 2010 • Worked at Silver Dollar City Theme Park restaurant • Was punctual in making to work at the restaurant on time and to small group meetings • Participated in biblical studies & service leadership training Fort Worth Young Life College Leader: at Paschal High School, January 2008 - May 2010 • Guided & mentored high school students on a daily/weekly basis • Developed leadership skills by helping with games/skits at Club meetings • Became more involved with student ministry, meeting with parents and other YL leaders • Participated & helped with fundraising activities Multimedia Reporting Class - fall 2009 • Planned & produced broadcast packages • Timely in making deadlines • Interviewed coaches and players to create a sports package • Delivered news & sports for the TCU radio station, KTCU • Gained a better knowledge of how radio stations work Skiff Reporter: TCU Daily Skiff newspaper, Spring 2009 • Wrote and published articles for the Health and Human Services column that helped develop time-management skills. Summer Staff: Young Life Lake Champion Camp, Glen Spey, New York, July 2008 • Maintained landscaping and irrigation for 370 acre property • Participated in Christian fellowship with staff and students Additional Skills: • Experience with programs Microsoft Office, Word, Outlook Express, Windows XP and Final Cut Pro Activities: • Member, Beta Upsilon Chi, Christian Men’s Fraternity 2008-2010
Burleson, Texas, United States
Bonafide Artist LLC. - Freelance Portrait Painting & Book Illustration
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I consider myself a skilled professional Artist that has a God gifted natural born talent.I been sketching and drawing since 1988.But i specialize in painting portraits and customize which is oil on canvas.l am advanced in being creative.I believe i can put my mind to anything pertaining to art when it comes to accomplishing my goal to achieve success in life.also i can do mural paintings on walls if the job requires it.And i can paint wild life scenes as well.And i will succeed with this god gifted talents for as long as it takes to get to where i need to be:)Art is a very challenging moment for me,to reach out to others who are in need of my services,My talents needs to be explored by people from all over the United States.
East Baton Rouge Parish., Louisiana, United States
Pamelareadz - Freelance Journalistic Photography & Journalistic Writing
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I am a freelance writer, and I want to gain more experience in writing. Some writing samples: Balancing your work and personal life can be hard, especially when you're a caregiver. Not only do you have yourself to think of when balancing your schedule, but you have to think of the person or persons you are caring for as well. To do this, you have to be very dedicated to your work as a caregiver and, also, want very much to have a life of your own outside of your work. There are many people who cannot do this, balance their work and life when they are caring for someone. They don't understand how to separate the two, and the two lines start becoming blurred in their lives. To do this, one has to have several qualities. We'll examine three of these: 1.) Be dedicated - You have to be dedicated. To both your work and your personal life. You have to want to devote its own time to each individual area to make sure they are getting the attention that they need. So many fail in this area. It takes time and commitment to be dedicated, but you can do it. All you have to do is set aside separate time for both, don't cross over the line of giving the work's or personal life's time to the other, and you'll succeed. 2.) Be honest - You have to be honest. You have to be a realist. What type of devotion does it take to be a caregiver? Will you be giving more than you can allow? Do you have the time to commit? You have to be honest about your care giving position, with yourself and your caregiver. They deserve that. 3.) Be flexible - You have to be flexible. Being a caregiver is not a regular 9 to 5 job. You're not going to start and end at the exact times, but, if you're not an overtime person, being a caregiver is not for you. Flexibility is key to being successful, for your patient and yourself. Understand that, many times, you'll have to adjust yourself to allow time for work and personal life, but, if you know this ahead of time, you'll be okay. So, balancing your work and personal life can be hard. However, it can be done, and you can succeed as long as you're able to be dedicated, honest and flexible. Securing these three areas will set you on your way to becoming a successful caregiver. Memory loss can be devastating and life changing. And, for those individuals caught unaware, it can be rough. However, it is an inevitable part of life. They wake up one day and suddenly find themselves unable to remember how to do simple things: comb your hair, brush your teeth or how to put on your clothes. Things that just yesterday they remembered how to do. You’re not able to remember your spouse’s name, a face you have looked at everyday for years, and you’re not able to remember your other loved ones’ names. You start to feel lost because you can’t remember in a world that is still constantly going on around you. You feel helpless and alone. Nevertheless, despite these feelings, please know that you’re not alone. There is help outside of your walls of non-remembrance if you choose to seek it. There are resources available to you if only you will take advantage of them. Start by talking with your primary care physician. Talk with them about what you have been feeling and that you’re having a loss of memory. Be honest in that you are scared and afraid of what’s ahead for you on this new road, and you lack direction. Aside from prescribing medications, there might be other ways in which they can offer their assistance. They might refer you to a therapist, psychiatrist and/or any other medical doctor that may be able to assist you in coming to terms with the fact that your memory is failing you. You’re not as sharp as you used to be. Please remember that this is a life-changing event for you, and you’ll be uncomfortable with asking for help. You’ll be uncomfortable with opening up about what’s not working on you anymore, but it’s necessary in order for you to get better. Moreover, another way to help yourself is to help someone else. Many times, this is true and will reward you tremendously. I know you might be thinking, “What can I do for someone who’s losing their memory. I’m losing my mind too.” Don’t listen to that negative thinking because you can help them by sitting with them, listening to their stories and going through pictures with them. You’d be surprised how an available ear is better medicine that what we take with a glass of water. Memory loss is scary. It’s lonely and life-changing, but it can be overcome. Reach out to the resources that are available to you. You never know where your help will come from.
Memphis, Tennessee, United States
Sam Medina - Freelance Comic Art & Fantasy Art
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I'm the creator of the award winning, critically acclaimed web and print comic Jake the Evil Hare, a superhero comedy about an evil rabbit gone horribly good. I work largely in black-and-white, though I have done quite a bit of color work in the past. My main styles are a loose, cartoony style that I use for Jake the Evil Hare, and a more realistic noir style used for my fantasy work, such as Darkfell: The Fetters of Wizardry.
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Love Forever Young - Freelance Book Writing & Poem Writing
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5.0
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I am a writer on a mission. Right now I am a ghostwriter and I have a few projects under my belt that are very close to being complete. I have a poetry book coming out soon and after that I will be releasing my first novel.I have embraced this talent and I hope it can really get me beyond success. I hope to meet new people and learn new things and continue my writing carrer. Writing means everything to me whether it be for me or the next person. I can complete your vision as if you wrote it. I am looking to branch out and discover new oppurtunities and experiences wherever this profile may lead me.
Fort Worth, Texas, United States