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RC Cooper - Freelance Content Writing & Comedy Writing
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Downers Grove, Illinois, United States

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Diego Tantardini - Freelance Business Writing & Telephone Systems
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i'm a native Italian, professional in negotiation and to review contract and frame agreement. I used to work with lawyer to write draft of contract with word, i use it in advanced way I have 23 years experience in negotiation, very precise and i worked for 11 y in project mangement , i know very well excel. I live in Redding California. Diego Maurizio Tantardini Address Telephone E-mail Nazionality 1977 Catherine way - 96002 Redding CA 530-645 8958 Dondiego33@live.com Italiana Date of birth Gender 02/08/1969 Male Work Experience • Date (from – to) 01/2008 – 01/2012 • Employer VALTELLINA S.p.A. - Via Buonarroti, 34 24020 - Gorle (BG) • Function Head of procurements , logistic and general services • Main duties and responsibilities - Ensuring correct issuing of purchase orders and processing of requests for supply. - Constantly analyzing the target market in order to seek new products and / or new suppliers and assess their quality, standards-compliance, delivery time and costs. - Ensure the insurance of regularity, quality and timing of actions needed for the storage and delivery of goods and services; - Supervision of the registration of loads of stock and of products coming from the other branches and by subcontractors including - Acquisition of materials and the management of the stocks, the management of relationships with suppliers, the costs and the quality; 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- Coordination of work in respect of planning; - Identification and management of materials necessary for the activities of the yard; - Supervision of verification of test equipment and testing; - Supervision for the type and number of teams to use; - Managing subcontractors teams; - Verification of the progress of the work, the correct disposal of waste and compliance with the safety standard; - Supervision in the management of complaints from customer; - Insurance of removal from the yard of any anomalies. - Major projects / assignments - From January 1998: Responsible For technical-commercial installations for the realization of committed Telecom for the realization of the lighting for public account on behalf A. E. M (now is A2A) ,as a result of these activities we have been commissioned in addition construction of medium voltage substations. - May 1997 to January 1998: Project Manager for the development of the Mobile Network of WIND on behalf of ITALTEL SISTEMI on direct borrowing by the developer - Coordinating the activities from the committed acquisition to testing for the BTS installation. The activities including, control of the whole process in particular manging contracts with a subcontractors ,computing,and buying materials. Education and training • Date (from – to) 2009 • Qualification awarded "In Regola" , legality and safety at work - (c/o Ministry of Labour) • Date (from – to) 2008 • Qualification awarded "The reserves in public procurement” D’Aleffi Lawer Associates • Date (from – to)) 2005 • Qualification awarded Advanced negotiation - (c/o Adaci Formazione) Date (from – to) 2004 • Qualification awarded Balance sheet analysis - (c/o Enel Sfera) • Date (from – to) 2003 • Qualification awarded Project Management - (c/o società Watson Wyatt) • Date (from – to) 2001 - 2002 • Qualification awarded English course - (c/o English Opening School) • Date (from – to) 2000 • Qualification awarded Purchasing strategies and techniques of supply - (C/o School of Management Bocconi ) • Date (from – to) 1999 • Qualification awarded Safety coordinator ( new legislate) • Date (from – to) 1999 • Qualification awarded Safety coordinator for law 494/96-528/99 • Date (from – to) 1989 • Qualification awarded Perito Elettronico Madrelingua Italiana Other languages Inglese • Reading skills Good • Writing skills Fair • Speaking Fair Spagnolo • Capacità di lettura Good • Capacità di scrittura Good • Capacità di espressione orale Capacità e competenze Informatiche Patente o patenti Excellent : In 2006 I was involved in a special project, so I lived in Spain and worked with a Spanish team for four months. Thorough knowledge of Oracle and SAP R3 applications for managing the flow of supplies. Thorough knowledge of MS-Word, Lotus 123, MS-Excel e MS-Project (daily use) B Autorizzo il trattamento dei miei dati personali ai sensi del Decreto Legislativo 30 giugno 2003, n. 196 "Codice in materia di protezione dei dati personali "
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I offer a service for the use of cartoon satire for newspapers and magazines. My talents also provide for illustrations of caricatures, portraits, tshirt artwork, and company logos.. I have had publications in Charles Brooks "Best Editorial Cartoonists of The Year" 2000-2006 published by Pelican. You can see my work at: zazzle.com/toonflakes facebook.com/thornhillcartoonsillustrations
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