Sheila Pride

Freelance Comedy Writer & Comic Writer

Location:Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
2 Skills
Professional Roaster master who needs ablaster. I am the Princess of Mean. I will give Lisa Lampenlli a run for her big foot money. Optimistic personality that will not scream fatality in a mortal kombat voice. Enjoys long walks on beach thus, throwing plastic bottle in them to circle the earth 60 more times. Resourceful writer, with Wi-Fi connection and an IPAD. Proficient with Skype. Skilled at imitating others. Well-traveled since, I do fly for free. I enjoy the pain when people have to throw away 20 ounce of Jergen lotion at airports. Expert in GPS programming. Doesn’t complain about flat tires because, I have AAA. I can fly to any state because, I dress fly and I work for the airlines. Frequent cheesier (smiling hard). I am a team player unlike Kobe. I criticize others in front of their back. F7 Microsoft Word pusher. My Face book is not my real name since; I owe big brother 30 bucks. Will write jokes, sketches, stand up routines, hairlines for the bald for money.

Professional Emcee, Rapper, Slang Spitter, Songwriter, R&B hit-maker, Pop writer, Battle Rapper, Freestyles Precise.

I've been writing music for 11 years. My main concentration are Hip-hop, Rap, R&B, club bangers, and Pop. If you ever need a sample I will freestyle any genre on the spot. That's how confident I am with my creativity. My resume may not be long but like Sam Cooke a change gonna come. Contact me about: mix tapes, albums, commercials, battle tournaments, children products, song's to get your man or woman back, song's to get that play on the radio.
Skills (2) Rating
Comedy Writing
Comic Writing