I am a nerd. That being said, nerd's are probably what you need. I an obsessive, intelligent, verbose, and well read. I have done a few thirty thousand word assignments for gaming companies, one of which has gone live, and two more that are due out by the end of the year. In early 2013, a RPG I co-wrote with Michael Pucci should be coming out titled "Project Paradigm". If you require a humorous, nerd minded gaming writer, or somebody to do wacky creative writing, drop me a line!
Should be a hoot to work for you!