All you really need to know is that I can red-pen the **** out of your work. These hawk-like eyes prey on your ****-ups. Maybe you don't need editing. Maybe you need writing. Give me something to write and I'll blow your f-ing mind. Why should you believe me? Why don't you find out. If you want the particulars, the smoke up your ***; I have taught English and Writing for 7 years for Hillsborough and Pinellas County Schools. I have a Master's Degree in Exceptional Student Education from The University of South Florida. I taught SAT preparation courses for Huntington Learning Centers. If that doesn't beat all, 3 of my grandparents were English Professors at Eastern Illinois University and I'm not joking. Writing is embedded in my DNA.