Does dropping two Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass of rum & coke qualify me as a 'Chemical Engineer'?
I took an extra-curricular college course that was all ABOUT 'Fulfillment'.
Need a freelance 'Arabic Translator'?
"Well, mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney-ho, BEYOTCH!"
I've got so many irons in the fire right now, it's the most amazing fifteen minutes of my LIFE! What can I do for you, mademoiselle, monsieur?