Hello, it's a real pleasure to have you consider me for your project.
I've been in sales and customer service my entire career, and it never fails that I am the one who gets called upon to spruce things up when the company needs a presentation, a difficult letter, a well-spun apology or a punchy graphic in a hurry.
In the late Nineties I was a reviewer for Ferrago Ltd, now Play.tm. I penned (how long before *that* word goes extinct) video games reviews online before everyone and their cousin found out it was a great way to get freebies.
I've written a great many items and responded to a wide variety of issues and have never once been corrected, or coached for my writing style, approach and delivery.
In the "Noughts" I worked freelance as graphic designer working on animated .GIFs and company Logos, and in my current role I am frequently called upon to create presentation graphics in a flash.
I also dabbled with Voice Over work (due to living in the Midwest with an English Accent), and have a demo available on request.
I currently work as a Classroom Trainer and Customer Experience Coach for a major conglomerate (who I obviously cannot mention, so you'll just have to imagine me at work *ahem*) and am looking for some assignments more for professional growth than a serious 2nd income, however money is always nice.
I cannot guarantee you will be 100% satisfied with my work, but I will guarantee I will put 100% into delivering you the product you asked for.