Writer, painter and illustrator seeking to avoid real work as much as possible...
I've written everything from humor to pop-culture to straight-up journalistic reporting to fiction and children's literature. I'm also a painter and illustrator, skilled in pen and ink, watercolor, acrylic, oil, pencil and charcoal. From designing a theater poster to illustrating a comic book to painting a portrait, I can adapt my skills to whatever the project needs. My website came free with my computer and I'm strangely proud of its terribleness.