I've come to realize that this is what I want to do with my life. I want to be a comedy writer. I have no "professional" experience... I put quotations around professional just to try to downplay the fact that i have no ACTUAL experience. Well I do have a Facebook where I say amazingly funny (but true) things that you could refer to. People seem to like what I say, so I guess I'm not completely crazy. Some of my many influences are LOUIS CK, PAUL MOONEY and CHRIS ROCK. If you're still reading this, thanks lmao www.facebook.com/Dionnirvana