I have a few talents. I can eat large plates of food in my bed with a 90% success rate of not staining my sheets. I can always find someone to lend me their HBO and or Hulu and or Netflix account information. And, if that wasn't impressive enough, I can write. I have one of those classic "I'm going to be a writer someday!" dreams. I've done nothing but write in the secrecy of my room to achieve that dream...until now! Hire me! I'm chalk full of spunk and sarcasm and I write a great comedy piece and what not.