I want a nice new profile picture for Facebook, and I think I'd like an oil portrait of myself doing something fairly ridiculous. If I had a lifelike painting of myself doing something I wouldn't normally do (i.e. in a chair petting a wild animal; at the circus whilst in a tuxedo; underwater in a suit as a mer-man with a trident), I'd be delighted. Complete creative license is given to the painter, but I'd like myself to look professional-looking.
I'm identifying $10 in the Pay field because I'm open to offers, but I would like to pay something in the realm of $200-$400.