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Kelly Sanderson - Freelance Architectural Illustration & Office Management
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2 Skills
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OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position in the AutoCAD industry that will enable me to use my strong organizational skills, educational background, and ability to work well with people. SKILLS: Computer- Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point, Adobe CS5, Google Sketchup, AutoCAD Technical- Graphic Design, Functional Space Planning, Exhibiting Models in Google Sketchup, Photo Manipulation & Correction, Kitchen & Bath Design Including Cabinet Nomenclature, Familiar with Design/Furniture Styles from Gothic to Present Day, Complete Working Drawings Using Both Hand Drafting and AutoCAD, Perspective Drawing, and Hand Rendering Interpersonal- Proven Relationship Builder With Unsurpassed Interpersonal Skills EDUCATION: May 2010 to Dec 2011 The Art Institute of Pittsburgh Residential Planning Diploma Jan 1998 to May 1998 Grayson County College Certified Nurses Aide May 1995 to June 1995 Grayson County College Food Service Management Aug 1994 to May 1997 Denison High School EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: Ixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Office Manager 2004 to Present Manage all customer relations for the TXXXXXX district. Complete daily analysis reports, as well as delegate assignments to drivers daily. Completing weekly payroll, light accounting, and customer billing. Audit accounts monthly to ensure proper revenue. Manage municipal relations and job proposals.
Houston, Texas, United States
Nick Thiede - Freelance 3D Graphic Design & 3D Animation
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3.5
2 Skills
$30
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EDUCATION: Bachelor of Science Degree – Game & Application Development Minnesota School of Business, Waite Park, MN September 2013 COMPUTER LANGUAGES: • C++ • C# • F# • HTML • XML • PHP • ActionScript 2.0 • ASP.NET • MySQL • CSS • UnrealScript • JavaScript • Vpython PROGRAMS/SOFTWARE: • 3DS Max 2010-2012 • Visual Studios 2008 & 2010 • Notepad ++ • Adobe Flash, Photoshop, Illustrator, & Dreamweaver • Microsoft Office Suite • Unreal Development Kit • Sculptris • ZBrush RELATED EXPERINCE: Graphic & Web Designer June 2013 – October 2013 Quantum Data Systems, Paynesville, MN • Design & create graphics for websites. • Design, develop, & maintain website for local businesses. WORK HISTORY: General Laborer ERC, Brainerd, MN 2009 Thiede Construction, Duluth, MN 2002-2005 & 2006-2008 Absolute Vinyl Windows & Siding, Duluth, MN 2005-2006 • Read & followed blueprints to construct project at hand & problem solved to finish project when problems arose. • Performed all physical aspects of carpentry to meet & exceed customer expectations. • Coordinated multiple construction projects with effective time management & organizational skills. • Solved unique customer construction problems by applying resourceful solutions & communicating with the client. • Balanced priorities & responsibilities to produce results beyond expectations. • Dependable & flexible worker; eager to go the extra mile.
United States
Seitu Hayden - Freelance Illustration, Storyboarding, Comic Art, T-Shirt Design, & Cartooning
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4.6
8 Skills
$50
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I have worked in commercial illustration for over twenty years. I created storyboard art as an employee of several Chicago area ad agencies including FCB, O&M, JWT, and Leo Burnett. I do general illustration in a cartoon or realistic style for a variety of projects for publishing web and other areas.
Chicago, Illinois, United States
William Aaker - Freelance Comic Art & Cartooning
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5.0
2 Skills
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I am a comic book freelance artist who has worked for independent companies like Beyond comics and have worked in creating upstart companies like Mason Publication and Triman comics. I am open to all offers. I am fast and always arrive to meet my deadlines. I have many different styles under my command. thank you for your time.
New York, New York, United States
Ahmed Gani - Freelance Article Writing & Legal Translation
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I am an admitted attorney in private practise who is looking for an opportunity to earn extra income to pay his way throuh the bar. I am a passionate and driven individual. I love sports and thoroughly enjoy reading, socialising and relaxing.
United Kingdom
Nicole Burch - Freelance Photo Editing & Video Editing
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4.0
2 Skills
$25
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Nicole Burch SUMMARY After almost 10 years of hard work as a sound technician, I went back to school. I want to work in post production where I can utilize my skills contributing to the overall look and feel of films. TECHNICAL QUALIFICATIONS Compositing Software Nuke After Effects PFTrack Silhouette Photoshop Editing Software Final Cut Pro Premiere Modeling/Sculpting Software Maya ZBrush Mudbox Design/Office Software Illustrator InDesign Word Excel Powerpoint EMPLOYMENT The Base Studio, Stereoscopic Compositor and Digital Artist, Foster City, CA, February 2011-August 2011 Provided articulate depth rotoscope, depthing and clean-plating for 2D to 3D conversion, traditional rotoscope, and compositing for 2D to 3D stereoscopic conversion for feature films. - Tornado Alley Stereoscopic, articulate rotoscope - Smurfs Stereoscopic compositing, depthing, clean-plating - Captain America Stereoscopic, articulate rotoscope - Target commercial Traditional rotoscope - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Stereoscopic, articulate rotoscope - Chase Bank commercial Traditional rotoscope - Thor Stereoscopic, articulate rotoscope Cicada Princess Short Film, Sculpting Assistant and Production Assistant, Berkeley, CA, June 2011 & December 2009 Assisted Sculptors and Set Director with building a miniature set and puppets, making molds, casts, and painting and mounting puppets. Assisted with puppetry, as well as picked up supplies, ordered meals and ran errands. Expression College for Digital Arts, Lab Assistant & Fine Arts Assistant, Emeryville, CA, September 2009-February 2011 Assisted students in learning fundamentals and building on skills including digital painting and introductory 2D animation, kept art studios clean and organized and archived student work. Long Realty, Listing & Sales Coordinator, Tucson, AZ, April 2006 – April 2008 Greeted clients and assisted real estate agents with general organization, designed and created training materials. Digital Conference Providers, Inc, Meeting Coordinator & A/V Technician, Los Angeles, CA & Chicago, IL, Dec. 2005 – April 2006 Organized the recording and on site sales of conference sessions nationally, brought more than 5 new clients to the company, supervised onsite staff and worked to troubleshoot any recording or sales problems, handled all travel arrangements such as airline and hotel reservations. LSG/Teach ‘Em, A/V Manager and Meeting Coordinator, Los Angeles, CA & Chicago, IL, October 1998 – December 2005 Maintained a base of satisfied clients and worked with them year after year, hired and trained freelance personnel, supervised onsite staff, handled all travel arrangements such as airline and hotel reservations, evaluated and recommended the purchase of audio and video equipment, implemented training courses for in-house staff, revamped the editing suite from linear to non-linear. EDUCATION Expression College for Digital Arts, Emeryville, CA Bachelor of Applied Science, Animation and Visual Effects, October 2008 - May 2011 References available upon request.
Oakland, California, United States
Zack Lipovetsky - Freelance Fiction Writing & Script Writing
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3.0
2 Skills
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The following is a writing excerpt from my novel "The Comedian" "“Off the bat, I just want to say that this is going to be a long joke about Starbucks. In fact, it's almost my entire set because it's Starbucks and there’s a lot to say. So, anyone here actually go to Starbucks?”“Yeahhhhhh,” half the crowd replied over the sound of clapping. “Jesus Christ calm down, its not a competition,” I replied. “Ever go to Starbucks in the morning or in the afternoon or how about at three a.m.? It's always packed isn’t it? I don’t know where all of these people come from. You can be at a Starbucks in Deadville, Missouri on Christmas morning with a hurricane one hundred feet away with cows visibly circling around and still run into a Brooklyn hipster writing something ironic and witty in his precious forty dollar mole skin notepad that he bought at an underground vintage store or a business executive switching off between texting and yelling into his blackberry (audience claps). Jesus Christ, Starbucks is to hipsters what my eight year old nephews ***** is to my uncle ralph the *********.” Loud claps resonate through the air for that one as I sneak a peek at Sasha to see how offended she is at that last joke only to witness her smiling sheepishly back at me and appeared to be enjoying herself. “So far so good,” I mutter to myself before continuing. “And before you actually sit down, you want to make sure that it’s a good seat of course. You know you want that seat by the window and near the outlet and there's always only one seat like that at every Starbucks that I have ever been to so everyone is always fighting over it. You need that outlet so that you can plug in your blackberry, blender, kindle, laptop, vibrator and iphone, all in one socket and the fun naturally follows because we are a consumerist society and we want it all and want it all right now while sitting near the window so that we can look out and look at the poor schmucks don’t have it all and laugh at them. “Now, lets talk about the homeless population that resides at Starbucks. In case you didn’t realize there is a group of homeless people, actually let me rephrase that, there is a gang of homeless people and they usually take up the biggest table in the place. They always do all sorts of weird things there. For instance, instead of doing homework or something, they roll cigarettes (big laugh from the crowd) instead of reading a book, they play cards and talk about smoking crack and they drink more coffee in one sitting than I have ever seen anyone drink in my entire life. Coffee refills are only about thirty five cents so they end up literally sitting there all day drinking coffee. I watch them do this. They pack it with sugar and milk, they use about thirty six sugar packets (more laughter as I can see the audience sitting up in their seats waiting for the punchline). I am pretty sure that coffee is their breakfast, lunch and dinner. Whats for desert? Crack. The funniest part about this is that they usually crash in the evening around six pm from drinking so much and they pretty much all just start nodding out right in the middle of Starbucks forming a barrier of discomfort for paying customers. They are all wiggling and stretching in their wooden chairs making all sorts of homeless people sounds (one guy laughs harder than anyone else and I look at him quizzically which causes the rest of the audience to laugh harder) trying to get comfortable so that they can sleep. And of course the Starbucks workers are certainly not going to kick them out. Are you kidding me? You think that Brooklyn hipster, straight edge vegan Elizabeth would ever say 'excuse me sir, you can't sleep here and please conceal your crack, this isn’t Dunkin Donuts.' No of course not, the homeless gang does whatever they want there, and truthfully who doesn’t enjoy the smell of urine over organic fair trade coffee anyway?” (huge applause as some people stand up and clap and some people are close to falling from their chairs). The clapping continues in slow motion as some people try to compose themselves from coughing fits and catch their breath. I breathe it all in for as long as I can have it. Their laughter is a drug to me; far more potent than anything I have ever had before. I soak in being king of the room for a few seconds before the noise begins to die down and I realize the amusement must continue. I have to go on dancing for them if I want to have their laughs.
Monsey, New York, United States
Robert Tate Ramos Jr - Freelance Poem Writing & Creative Writing
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3.0
2 Skills
$25
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I love to write and I'm going to write until the day I died or actually even when I died I write in the Afterlife. I write poetry and songs and I been writing a screenplay called "Unforgettable Love". Its about a man who lost is wife and twins in a car accident. After that had happen he lost his job and is lost in his own life so couple of his friends decided to hire a love doctor and so on and son on. I'm a very going writing and if you hire me I sure you will be pleased as what I do.
Montpelier, Idaho, United States
Scott Onuoha - Freelance Logo Design & Photo Editing
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4.5
2 Skills
$12
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Scott Onuoha 3127 Wild Oats Ct. Marietta, GA 30064 scottonuoha@gmail.com Objective To obtain staff position with company that will administer hands on experience to better enhance the company as a whole. The skills administered will further enhance my abilities and groom my mechanics as a member of staff. Education R.L. Osborne High School Marietta, GA August 2008-May 2012 Georgia Perimeter College Dunwoody, GA August 2012-Current Journalism Major Work History KSU STEM Research Program Kennesaw, GA June 2010-July 2010 STEM Research Member • Participated in activities barred by cooperation of group activity • Hands on skills with lab related materials • Documented daily journals logging progress in research • Study of human eyes and limitations • Dissected animals for further investigation • Proposed final assignment of current issue involving science to panel for judgment Yahoo! Contributor Network Marietta, GA February 2014-June 2014 Contributor Member • Showed proficiency using Microsoft Word • Gathered information that is published into written articles on the world wide web • Discussed current issues ranging from popular culture, music, & religion • Articles exceeding expectations featured on mainstream sites for split performance profit • Displayed proficiency in poetry pieces and current events • Participated in online forums for further networking • Took criticisms from editors to improve written pieces for resubmission FEMS Magazine Marietta, GA March 2014-June 2014 Journalist • Showed proficiency using Microsoft Word • Gathered information that is published into written articles on the world wide web • Discussed current issues ranging from popular culture, music, & religion • Displayed proficiency in poetry pieces and current events • Learned aspects of writing for a magazine • Took criticisms from editors to improve written pieces for resubmission Xomba Marietta, GA April 2014-July 2014 Journalist • Showed proficiency using Microsoft Word • Gathered information that is published into written articles on the world wide web • Discussed current issues ranging from popular culture, music, & religion • Displayed proficiency in poetry pieces and current events • Took criticisms from editors to improve written pieces for resubmission Cracked.com Marietta, GA April 2014-July 2014 Journalist/Contributor • Showed proficiency using Microsoft Word • Gathered information that is published into written articles on the world wide web • Discussed current issues ranging from popular culture, music, & religion • Displayed proficiency in poetry pieces and current events • Learned aspects of writing for a magazine • Took criticisms from editors to improve written pieces for resubmission • Jyrno Journalist Network Marietta, GA May 2014-June 2014 • Showed proficiency using Microsoft Word • Gathered information that is published into written articles on the world wide web • Discussed current issues ranging from popular culture, music, & religion • Displayed proficiency in poetry pieces and current events • Learned aspects of writing for a company • Took criticisms from editors to improve written pieces for resubmission Skills • Efficient in Microsoft Word/Office, Photoshop, Sony Vegas, & FL Studio • Cultured in various subjects and topics • Articulate and good use of linguistics • Proficient in creative pieces such as poems and opinionated issues • Diligent worker with overzealous work ethic • Fast learner • Works well with others and is very open to criticisms and adaptions • High language quality provides good communication skills along with stimulating conversation • Great multi-task ability • CPR & First Aid Certified
Marietta, Georgia, United States
Scott Mousseau - Freelance Accounting & Bookkeeping
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3.0
2 Skills
$20
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I am an aspiring CPA in Canada in the final stages of achieving my designation. I am a graduate from a Canadian University with a Bachelor of Business Administration degree with a concentration in Accounting. I have 5 years of various accounting experience from Accounting Clerk to Accountant/Senior Accountant roles within organizations.
Kenora, Ontario, Canada