Looking for some writing that's semi-silly with a quasi-intellectual twist? If you are, look no further. If you aren't, don't worry; I'm perfectly capable of selling out and compromising my artistic integrity if the money's good. Five dollars will do nicely. I'd slap a nun for five dollars! I have, actually... You're not going to hire me now, are you?
Well, if you change your mind, I do have considerable experience in writing blogs, poetry, essays, music and screenplays. I can go serious. I can go silly. But make no mistake about it: I can GO.